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<title>Why Bill Gates might Sell OFF Microsoft</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:17:09 +0500</pubDate>
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Nice Joke shared by Shri Shahab Khan (RAS Sys Admin) Why Bill Gates might Sell OFF Microsoft ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banta had recently purchased a new computer with Microsoft Windows as the O/S and was unhapp ...
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<title>Take Inspiration</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 May 2008 08:50:24 +0500</pubDate>
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A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With ...
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<title> Salary Increases</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:30:08 +0500</pubDate>
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After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided t ...
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<title>Office Upgrade</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Feb 2008 15:05:30 +0500</pubDate>
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<title>Evolution</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Feb 2008 09:18:08 +0500</pubDate>
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<title>Accountant Joke</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Feb 2008 14:30:21 +0500</pubDate>
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Accountant Joke Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period." Doctor: I think ...
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<title>Sardars again.......</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Feb 2008 15:46:26 +0500</pubDate>
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Once 3 Sardars decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized that they had forgotten the soda. The youngest Sardar said he would go home &amp; get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks ...
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<title>A WRONG E-MAIL</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:12:51 +0500</pubDate>
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A WRONG E-MAIL A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realiz ...
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<title>Don&#8217;t allow these Americans to travel 3</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jan 2008 09:51:46 +0500</pubDate>
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A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, wh ...
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<title>Don&#8217;t Allow Americans to Travel 2</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jan 2008 09:50:34 +0500</pubDate>
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A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever ...
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<title>Dont allow Americans to Travel 1</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jan 2008 09:37:12 +0500</pubDate>
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A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. &#8220;Oh no I don&#8217;t, I&#8217;ve been ...
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<title>Recent Health Conclusions</title>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Nov 2007 11:01:43 +0500</pubDate>
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Recent Health Conclusions The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart ...
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<title>Logic of 1st Graders</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Nov 2007 18:28:17 +0500</pubDate>
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Logic of 1st Graders A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's ...
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<title>Making The Grade</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:30:09 +0500</pubDate>
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Making The Grade A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, ...
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<title>Taxi Driver</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Oct 2007 18:45:02 +0500</pubDate>
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Taxi Driver A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "W ...
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<title>Its Computer Age</title>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:38:28 +0500</pubDate>
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IT Humor - eToons __._,_.___ ...
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<title>Cell Phone Addiction</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:03:42 +0500</pubDate>
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<title>Good Lessons in Life</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:05:04 +0500</pubDate>
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Good Lessons in Life A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appear ...
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<title>Call 2 IT Department</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:29:29 +0500</pubDate>
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<title>Nothing can stop automation</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 16:10:21 +0500</pubDate>
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